The proposal was accepted and all alcoholic beverages were totally banned on the open beaches of the Cape Hatteras National Seashore. Strict enforcement was put in place.
Flash ahead to the fall of 2010. Three fisherman are riding out to a lonely stretch of beach, now called, "The Pointless Point." Sitting on the tailgate of their 4x4, they are getting ready to fish.
"Hey Jim-Jam, I'll trade you a Yahoo choco drink
"Look, there comes a flying flock of piping plovers! Hey, Lonecaster, grab your camera!"
"Jim-Jam, ain't they purty? Life is good."
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7 comments:
EOD,
We can only hope, but my honest feeling is that crew is to filled with ill will for it ever to happen!
Don't forget the Vy-enna Sausages!
I suggest a nice brie for them to go with all that wine!
Slip some brandy into that YooHoo and we can call it a Bubba Alexander.
Keep dreamin' Ray--
Besides, if there were no beer on the beach, the supply of beautiful brown sea glass would dry up!
JIM JAM,
So it is ok you to slam and threaten on every Outer Banks message board, but you cannot take a little tongue in cheek fun.
Although I cannot speak for Ray, I was going to Buxton while your mama was changing your diapers in Virginia Beach and I own as much of that part of the Outer Banks as you do, so do not even think Buxton is yours any more than it is mine and every user of CAPE HATTERAS NATIONAL SEASHORE.
Isn't it time for you and the ORV fellas to start telling everyone about ALL the beach being closed(although you know it is not) in an attempt to scare away visitors and thereby hurting the businesses of the Outer Banks.
Way past time to grow up JIM JAM and be a responsible spokesperson for your cause.
If you think EOD's satire is abuse you are living a sheltered life other than in Buxton, NC.
Throwing environmental employees out of businesses, putting up wanted posters for environmental employees and members, putting nails in driveways and putting up "NO NPS" signs seems to be some of the norm there. The three fellas in question not only condon such action, they encourage it.
Advise me where we can "report abuse" for that type of conduct?
For the record, EOD does not know, nor has ever met anyone named Jim Jam, General Lee or Lonecaster.
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