Friday, March 12, 2010
Posted by EOD at 7:50 AM
The proposal was accepted and all alcoholic beverages were totally banned on the open beaches of the Cape Hatteras National Seashore. Strict enforcement was put in place.
Flash ahead to the fall of 2010. Three fisherman are riding out to a lonely stretch of beach, now called, "The Pointless Point." Sitting on the tailgate of their 4x4, they are getting ready to fish.
"Hey Jim-Jam, I'll trade you a Yahoo choco drink
"Look, there comes a flying flock of piping plovers! Hey, Lonecaster, grab your camera!"
"Jim-Jam, ain't they purty? Life is good."